It shall cuntinue

Random thoughts and intrigues. Sit back and relax, find something useless. 18, gay


thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

(via precumming)

— 5 days ago with 64663 notes
susanoomon:

YOU WON’T STOP ME, SAKURAI.

susanoomon:

YOU WON’T STOP ME, SAKURAI.

(via eyecandybutts)

— 5 days ago with 11762 notes

tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

(via eyecandybutts)

— 2 weeks ago with 558351 notes

kawaiigoods:

criic:

heofthetoast:

thranduilsgloriouseyebrows:

can we just take a moment to appreciate how badass these older models looked at the Jean Paul Gaultier show?

Respect

Fuck i gotta say epic!!

(via eyecandybutts)

— 2 weeks ago with 28068 notes
everythingelsegoesherethen:


BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

everythingelsegoesherethen:

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

(Source: chouette-e, via best-of-tumblr)

— 2 weeks ago with 565071 notes

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

(via ironic-blog-about-nothing)

— 4 weeks ago with 195670 notes

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via ironic-blog-about-nothing)

— 4 weeks ago with 243575 notes

ironic-blog-about-nothing:

sherlollymouse:

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

"can you get syphilis from reading about history"

"How do I tell my parents I’m black"

(Source: neilcicierega)

— 4 weeks ago with 373395 notes
theycallmemos:


Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor, via ironic-blog-about-nothing)

— 4 weeks ago with 209776 notes